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BBC100: Fawlty Towers (1975-79)

TV Comedy

For more on this BBC100 series of posts, read this introduction.

BBC 100 logo, with Basil, Sybil and the health inspector

I admit it. When writing about old television, there is often the desire to pick out something obscure nobody has heard of in decades. It’s not an attempt to be clever. (Well, not always, at least.) It’s just that sometimes, you really want to highlight a programme which you feel deserves more attention than it’s been getting lately.

Not today, though. Fawlty Towers, John Cleese and Connie Booth’s masterwork, is as obvious a choice as you can get, if your task is “pick something brilliant that the BBC made in the 1970s”. What is perhaps more surprising is how many lessons the show has for the kind of comedy we could make today. But we’ll get to that in all good time.

The genesis of Fawlty Towers is oft-told, but worth revisiting. Let’s take a short trip back to Torquay, May 1970. The Monty Python team are busy shooting location material for their second series. Unfortunately – or perhaps fortunately for Cleese – they have booked into the Gleneagles hotel, run by a certain Donald Sinclair. He proceeded to be rude to pretty much everybody: insulting Terry Gilliam’s eating habits (“We don’t eat like that in this country!”), staring bemusedly at Michael Palin when being asked for a wake-up call, and most memorably, hiding Eric Idle’s bag behind a wall in case it contained a bomb. “We’ve had a lot of staff problems lately”, stated Sinclair, in an attempted explanation of the latter.

While most of the team moved to a different hotel in the morning, John Cleese stayed… and Connie Booth, his then-wife, joined him a few days later. They sat and watched. And little by little over the years, elements of Sinclair started appearing in John Cleese’s work. In 1971, he wrote an episode of LWT’s Doctor at Large set in a hotel, featuring a proto-Fawlty character called Mr. Clifford. It went down rather well. The character was clearly destined for his own sitcom.

That sitcom was Fawlty Towers. And it’s an incredibly simple series on the face of it, with only four main characters. There’s Basil and Sybil Fawlty, who are uneasily married. There’s Polly the waitress, usually the voice of sanity, and Manuel the waiter, who isn’t. Together they run a hotel, or in Basil’s case, use running a hotel as an excuse to bully the guests. That, in a nutshell, is it.

And yet it isn’t. Fawlty Towers is many things. It’s an exquisitely-written farce. (The camera scripts were twice the size of a typical BBC sitcom of the time.) It’s a character study, particularly of Basil. But it’s also a sitcom where the “sit” is actually important, rather than just a place to put your characters. This is one thing which isn’t appreciated enough: the show is partly a satire of the service industry, where (as Cleese is fond of saying in interviews) hotels are often run for the convenience of the staff instead of the guests. It’s not a topic which sounds immediately entertaining at first glance, but that’s the joy of comedy: it makes the driest of subjects fun. This point was not lost on Cleese, who three years earlier had set up Video Arts, a company which used comedians to make training materials based on that exact principle. Fawlty Towers can genuinely be viewed as a 12-part hotel management training course, if you desire.

Then there’s the true heart of the show: Basil Fawlty, a desperately appalling man. Stuck between strata of the class system, looking down at the “riff-raff”, and desperately fawning upwards at lords or doctors, we laugh at him because most terrible things that happen to him are his own fault. Basil’s problem isn’t just that he is ludicrously uncomfortable in his own skin; it’s that he inflicts the results of that uncomfortableness on everybody else. If he got on with running a hotel instead of sitting in judgement over everybody who walked through the door, his life would be rather more satisfying. But his neuroses are his – and everybody else’s – downfall.

As was standard for sitcoms at the time, Fawlty Towers was shot in front of a live studio audience. (A real studio audience too – no canned laughter here.) It’s a style of programme which has rather fallen out of fashion in the UK these days; only a few stragglers like Not Going Out and Kate & Koji remain. I will admit to being an unashamed ambassador for what a studio audience can bring to comedy. For a start, an audience forces your sitcom to actually be funny; you can’t get away with inducing a wry, silent smile. It also helps the timing of the performances – actors can react to the room, rather than a vacuum. Obviously you don’t want every TV show to have an audience; different material suits different production methods. But for certain kinds of comedy, nothing quite matches the atmosphere of an audience sitcom. It brings the whole thing alive.

I don’t think there’s anything particularly controversial in the above. But to some people, it really seems to be. And it’s when you hear the arguments against doing any sitcom in front of an audience that I begin to get infuriated. One persistent canard is the idea that “I don’t need to be told when to laugh”. Which is not in any way the point of a show having a studio audience, and starts to reveal the said person’s own neuroses in a manner which would make Basil Fawlty proud. To decry the presence of audience laughter in a sitcom under any circumstances seems to me to be a profoundly anti-creative thing to do. It’s the same as criticising all musicals because “people don’t just suddenly start singing in real life”. To demand some petty interpretation of realism just because a viewer has no imagination doesn’t seem to me to be the best way of creating good television.

Fawlty Towers demands an audience for all kinds of reasons, not least because there are huge laugh lines which utterly demand a reaction. But here’s one big reason why I feel a studio audience is so important to the show: because humiliating Basil is so much more satisfying when it’s done in public. The sound of hundreds of people laughing at his ludicrousness is important. We can understand Basil, we even can feel sorry for Basil, but crucially: it’s important to laugh at Basil too. After all, do you want to end up like him? The studio audience is a vital part of his ritual humiliation.

That’s why Fawlty Towers stands as a template of how to do a mainstream sitcom today. People often focus on the show’s ludicrously complicated plots, and yes, they’re fantastic, immaculately constructed things. But a large part of the joy of the show is poking a character who deserves to be poked, over and over again, while he continues to embarrass himself. That was valid comedy in 1975, and it’s equally as valid in 2022. Giving a kicking to one of the less attractive parts of being British is surely what our comedy is designed for.

People are obsessed with the idea that old comedy easily becomes “dated”. I usually find this to be at best an overstated phenomenon. Humans don’t change that quickly, and some things are eternal. Fawlty Towers is essentially about an incompetent, angry sycophant. It’s not like that breed of human has disappeared in the last few decades.

And they still need to be made fun of. Perhaps more than ever.

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BBC100: The Nigel Barton Plays (1965)

TV Drama

For more on this BBC100 series of posts, read this introduction.

BBC 100 logo, with Nigel Barton walking with the road

Very few things change overnight in television. Sometimes, it takes decades.

We’ve just talked about Nineteen Eighty-Four, a drama broadcast live to the nation in 1954, just because that’s just how things were done. Over the following few years, recording your programmes beforehand began to become a thing you could sensibly do. But it took a very long time for live drama to go away entirely. As late as 1983, BBC Two broadcast a run of five weekly plays, live from Pebble Mill in Birmingham.1

But there became a tipping point where live drama, once the norm, became markedly less common. By the time of The Wednesday Play (1964-70), an anthology series of mostly-original single stories, every episode of the programme was pre-recorded. But live or not, it’s the scripts that matter, and enough scripts were needed to create a valuable opportunity for writers new to television. Stand up, a certain Dennis Potter.

Dennis Potter became that rare breed of television writer: one who a normal person who isn’t obsessed with TV might actually have heard of. The son of a coal miner, he ended up writing some of the most acclaimed drama serials British television has ever produced: Pennies from Heaven (1978), The Singing Detective (1986), and Lipstick on Your Collar (1993). Outside of these, he is perhaps best remembered now for his startling Without Walls interview with Melvyn Bragg in 1994, candidly discussing his work, his childhood, and his terminal cancer.

But his very first scripts for television were for The Wednesday Play in 1965. Alas, as ever with programmes of this vintage, we come up against the spectre of wiping. So much of this era of television simply doesn’t survive; the master tapes were considered simply too valuable not to be reused. Which means that Dennis Potter’s very first television work, The Confidence Course – a satire of Dale Carnegie and his self-improvement mantras – no longer exists. His second play Alice, about Lewis Carroll, luckily survives. But it was with his final two plays of the year, Stand Up, Nigel Barton and Vote, Vote, Vote for Nigel Barton, that Potter hit creative paydirt.

Both plays are highly autobiographical, as Potter was wont to do throughout his career; but even by those standards Stand Up, Nigel Barton – broadcast on the 8th December 1965 – is probably most autobiographical thing he ever wrote. The play details the early years of the eponymous Nigel Barton, and directly mirrors Potter’s journey from a working-class kid growing up in the Forest of Dean, to his years at Oxford University. Here was a play which really did get a brand new voice out there to the viewing public, telling a story that really hadn’t been told in this way before. Class is, of course, at the heart of the piece, but not in a way which gives us easy heroes or villains. Potter resolutely refuses to condemn or romanticise his working-class roots; the point he makes is that the pain he felt moving between classes is something worth acknowledging and examining, rather than being something to hide.

Vote, Vote, Vote for Nigel Barton, broadcast just a week later, has nearly a completely different cast: the wonderful Keith Barron as Nigel is the only link. Again, the play is autobiographical; this time, under examination is Potter’s experiences the previous year as a parliamentary candidate. What’s striking is that the play’s essential theme – pragmatism versus idealism in politics – isn’t the only part of the play relevant today; so are many of the details. The character of Jack Hay, Barton’s political confidant, is still endlessly seen in political satire decades later. There is surely a direct line between Jack’s brutal pragmatism, and Malcolm Tucker in The Thick of It.

In both plays, Potter sets out his stall for the years to come. His obsessions with class and childhood are obvious, but we also have the beginnings of his distrust of pure realism in drama. And if his breaking the fourth wall seems more tame today than at the time, it’s still startling to see Nigel’s childhood portrayed not by using a cast of kids, but with a cast of adults. All sitting in a classroom as though it was the most normal thing in the world.

And then there’s the music. Potter eventually became well-known for his use of pop tunes in his work, with seemingly whole serials built around the idea. Yet somehow, his use of a contemporary song by The Animals to underline Nigel’s despair at his roots is still one of the most powerful examples of all. “We gotta get out of this place / If it’s the last thing we ever do…”

Despite most of his well-known work today being multi-episode serials rather than single plays, Potter wrote further single scripts for Play for Today, the successor to The Wednesday Play. (His most famous was Brimstone and Treacle, made in 1976, but so controversial internally at the BBC that it wasn’t aired until 1987.) But just as live drama slowly disappeared over the decades, so too did the single play, replaced with those limited run serials, or full continuing series. We can point to the odd exception, but that’s precisely the point: they’re an exception. Even the most convincing example – the brilliant Inside No. 9 – is written by the same two people every week, rather than being a way of new writers to make their mark.

We hear a lot about the need for diversity in television, and let’s be clear: that aim is both correct and laudable. But at the same time, television makes it more difficult for those new and diverse voices to make it to the screen. Bringing back the single play on a proper, permanent basis would be a way of increasing the opportunities for new, diverse writers. Do we want to actually bring those new voices to the screen, much like The Wednesday Play did with Dennis Potter?

Or do we just want to talk about it instead, and merely pretend we’re doing something?


  1. These were The Battle of Waterloo, Redundant!, Night Kids, Cargo Kings and Japanese Style, and aired from the 13th February 1983

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BBC100: Nineteen Eighty-Four (1954)

TV Drama

For more on this BBC100 series of posts, read this introduction.

BBC 100 logo, with Winston and Julia

One of my favourite television programmes has a bit of a problem, you know. It doesn’t actually exist any more. What’s more, it never really did, unless you happened to be watching it at the time.

That kind of thing can easily happen when discussing programmes that are nearly 70 years old, like Nineteen Eighty-Four. Because the original version of this production, broadcast on the BBC on the 12th December 1954, wasn’t even wiped: it was never actually recorded in the first place.1 Down the memory hole, if you will. As per all television drama at the time, it was performed to the nation live, albeit with a few filmed inserts shot on location. And if something wasn’t recorded, it disappeared for good.

Perhaps that sounds puzzling, unless you spend a lot of time deep in the mires of archive television. It’s surely difficult to appreciate the idea that the first episode of Stranger Things might disappear completely. Though maybe not impossible. It’s worth noting exactly how many YouTube videos end up… gone. If television used to be more ephemeral, it’s worth remembering that huge chunks of the internet are exactly that right now. Life changes less than we think over the years.

Still, for our appreciation of this play – a fairly straight adaptation of Orwell’s novel, with a screenplay by Nigel Kneale – we only have its repeat to judge it on, four days later on the 16th December. Well, I say repeat. To do that repeat in 1954, you had to bring back all the cast and crew, and mount the entire production again. Moreover, due to controversy about the initial production’s content, the BBC’s Head of Television Drama Michael Barry ended up having to give a stout defence of the programme… live, on-camera, just before air. I’d like to see them try that these days before a particularly violent EastEnders.

Some people reported at the time that the remount lost a little of the magic of that original broadcast; in 2023, it’s impossible to judge. But enough of the magic was certainly retained to make it a remarkable piece of television. I get the idea that I’m supposed to say that the power of the play has diminished today, with boundaries having been pushed far beyond what was acceptable in 1954. While it’s difficult to imagine politicians being up in arms about it now – they save that for the dangerous and terrifying Joe Lycett on Sunday morning political programmes – Nineteen Eighty-Four really does retain a raw power which makes it unnerving to watch today.

But then, how could it not? Television isn’t purely interesting because of shock value. If that were true, this industry would be a depressing one to work in indeed. There’s far more to the play than that, not least its cast. Peter Cushing is of course excellent as Winston Smith, the man broken by a totalitarian state. But Leonard Sachs as Mr. Charrington, the man who betrays Winston, is possibly my favourite performance: and truly somebody who figured out early that when a television camera gets close, you can afford to underplay things.

For me, the true horror doesn’t come when Winston arrives in Room 101, and faces his greatest fear. It doesn’t even quite come in the dreaded Newspeak, and all the propaganda and revisionism of the Ministry of Truth. It comes in the one, single act of betrayal by Charrington. Just one person not being who you thought they were. And if that isn’t literally the most relatable piece of drama in the world, I don’t know what is.

As well as not having its original performance recorded, Nineteen Eighty-Four suffered from problems at the other end of its life, too. For years, a DVD release was planned and then forbidden, due to rights issues involving Michael Radford’s film version of the novel. There were some TV showings in 1994 and 2003, but you weren’t actually allowed to own it. (The heavy irony here considering the subject matter is almost too much; if you wrote it into your own script, you’d be told off for being too obvious.) Finally, in April 2022, the BBC version got a proper release by the BFI – and on Blu-ray, with the original film sequences rescanned and presented in true HD for the first time.

If you want to dip your toe into archive BBC drama, there is no finer starting point.

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  1. At least, not in its entirety. Internal documentation and contemporary reports suggest a 20 minute excerpt may have been recorded “for technical and archive purposes”. This footage almost certainly no longer exists, if it ever did. Regardless, there is no suggestion that the first broadcast of the play was ever recorded in full. 

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BBC100: Introduction

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This week on Dirty Feed, I’m going to try something a little different to usual.

As part of the BBC centenary celebrations in 2022, I was commissioned by my employer at a certain broadcast facility to write something about my favourite BBC TV shows over the years. What was supposed to be only one or two pieces quickly turned into one article per decade, because of course it did, this is me we’re talking about. These ended up being published on the company’s internal intranet, and were never really supposed to be seen by anyone else.

The result was a little different to the kind of stuff I usually post here. These pieces weren’t written for a bunch of archive TV nerds – yes, I’m talking about you. They were intended for a bit of a more general audience, who might not immediately be au fait with old telly. As a result, I found some of them a little tough to write, as they went slightly beyond my usual wheelhouse. But looking back over them now, it seemed there was some stuff that you lot might enjoy, and would be worth republishing here.

So every day this week, I’m going to bung one of these articles up on Dirty Feed. Here’s what you have to look forward to:

A couple of disclaimers. I’m not usually one for ranking things; my choices here were as much about having a variety of programmes, and whether I have anything even vaguely interesting to say about them, as opposed to really being my “favourite” show from each decade. You’ll note that I manage to cover drama, sitcom, variety, and quiz shows in the list above. (The big missing genre is documentaries; Washes Whiter from 1990 was going to be my choice there, but Smashie and Nicey kicked it out.) So I love every show I mention above, but please don’t take the list literally.

Also, in my opinion, the pieces generally get better as they go along, especially once we hit Fawlty Towers. Regardless, I hope you get something out of this; if this works, it may inspire me to write further articles which can be stripped across a whole week. All my best ideas come from Channel 5 in 1997.

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An Evening at Television Centre, Part Two

TV Comedy

The problem with writing this site is that I seem to go off on endless tangents, rather than writing what I’m supposed to be writing about.

Oh well, here we go again. On the 14th November 1997, a brand new series of The Fast Show started airing on BBC2. That first episode featured the debut of a new Paul Whitehouse character Archie, the pub bore. This first sketch is fairly normal; they get progressively odder.

Now, hidden away on the final disc of The Ultimate Fast Show Collection DVD, is a behind-the-scenes feature on Series 3 by yer man Rhys Thomas. And as part of this feature, we see a little snatch of this sketch being recorded:

At the end of that clip, you can see them setting up for the Chess sketch in Episode 6, which looks like it was recorded directly after.1 But the bit I want to concentrate on is the following bit of amusingness:

PAUL WHITEHOUSE: Coogan’s in tonight. What do you reckon we go round and do him?
MARK WILLIAMS: And then who’s left over? Then we go and do Shooting Stars!
PAUL WHITEHOUSE: Come on Lamarr, come on. You greaseball throwback…

Coogan was indeed in that night; but Whitehouse doesn’t mean he’s in the Fast Show audience. These two Archie sketches were shot on the 5th September 1997… the same night as an audience recording for I’m Alan Partridge. Specifically, Series 1 Episode 3, “Watership Alan”. Yeah, the one with Chris Morris. This episode was broadcast on the 17th November 1997, just three days after Series 3 of The Fast Show debuted.

As for Shooting Stars? The very first episode of Series 3 was recorded this night too, and broadcast on the 26th November 1997 This is the episode featuring Mariella Frostrup, Antony Worrall Thompson, Leo Sayer, and Tania Bryer. I find the latter particularly amusing, as back at the start of 1997, she had appeared in the “Science” episode of Brass Eye, warning us of the dangers of mutant clouds. I wonder if she was tempted to pop round to TC1 and lamp Morris one.

Regardless: The Fast Show, I’m Alan Partridge and Shooting Stars, recording at TV Centre in the same evening. And all broadcast in the same month too.

If I may permit myself a note of melancholy that I don’t usually indulge in here on Dirty Feed: I think we’ve lost something, guys.


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Ersatz Gaming

Internet / Videogames

I’m going through a bit of an odd phase at the moment with games, of pretty much any description. I realised it late last year, when I found myself stuck on the final level of Portal, despite beating it years ago. I also found myself stuck in the Forest Temple in Ocarina of Time, despite beating that years ago too.1 I have so much going on in my life at the moment that Switch Sports Golf is about all I can manage. Figuring out puzzles is entirely beyond me. My head is too full.

But I still need that hit of seeing a puzzle solved, even if I have to get someone else to do it for me. So one constant joy over the past year has been Jason Dyer and his All the Adventures project, described as: “I play and blog about every adventure game ever made in (nearly) chronological order.” This is clearly an utterly ridiculous thing to attempt. Fantastic.

I tend to dip into Jason’s extensive archive on a fairly random basis, rather than reading everything from the beginning. And recently, a set of connected games by mostly the same author2 has been keeping me company. These are very unusual – a set of first-person adventure games made between 1980-82, for the TRS-80. No overhead view or text adventures here. The closest thing I’ve seen in my world of the BBC Micro is Acornsoft Maze, but the similarity is really very superficial. It’s a whole different type of game.

The games in the series, linked to Jason’s write-ups, are:

Now, I’ve never touched a real TRS-80. I did spend a little time emulating one a while back, just for fun, but didn’t end doing that much with it. I didn’t really need to. Articles like these scratch every single itch I have for a bit of adventuring, without actually having to put the work in to map mazes and suchlike. (Something I was invariably terrible at anyway.) I was never, ever going to find the time to play these games, but reading Jason it is almost as much fun.

You might think this kind of thing would be ideal to do on YouTube instead, and I suppose for many, it would be. I think doing it as a blog does have some real advantages, though. It really does allow Jason to go into detail regarding how the puzzles are constructed, which a Let’s Play would find difficult to encapsulate, and a more general review would probably skip over. It’s this construction detail which I find so immensely pleasing about these pieces, and by the end of the final game in the series, you really do feel like you’ve learnt something tangible about how games work, rather than just being taken on a pleasure ride through nothing.

These articles are the gold standard for writing online, as far as I’m concerned. What better thing is there to write about than something obscure and under-appreciated, and actually analysing it properly? In a world where so many write about the same boring thing over and over again, stuff like this is an utter joy.

It’s something anyone writing shit on the internet can aspire to. There’s a whole world of stuff out there. Find the bits that haven’t been poked enough yet. And poke ’em.


  1. Incidentally, in the most cliched thing I will ever admit to on this site, years ago I ended up getting stuck on the Water Temple in Ocarina, and never got past it. Bah. 

  2. The first three are by William F. Denman, Jr. and Frank Corr, Jr. The final one is by William Denman only, although it reuses some graphics by Frank Corr. 

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Chanel 9: Unplugged

TV Comedy

Just occasionally, it seems the comedy historian gods are smiling down at me.

Back in January, I wrote about the Chanel 9 sketches in The Fast Show, and how the degraded picture effect on the sketches was generated. In a pleasing piece of serendipity, the BBC have just uploaded every episode of The Fast Show to iPlayer, making it look like I’m writing about something vaguely of the zeitgeist for a change.1

There are a few strange things about these iPlayer uploads, though. In particular, Episode 1.4 seems to be an early edit, completely different to the DVD release! In the first minute of the programme, we have:

  • Unmixed sound on the initial “Ed Winchester” sketch,
  • A click track and no visuals instead of the opening montage of the title sequence, and
  • No cast member credits during the Kenny Valentine number.

A full list of the differences between the version released on DVD, and this incomplete version on iPlayer, I shall leave as an exercise for the reader.2 But I do want to talk about one major difference later on in the programme. And here is where our smiling comedy gods come in.

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  1. Look, a show which is only 30 years old counts as part of the zeitgeist around here. 

  2. I really can’t be arsed. 

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WordPress: Not Completely Terrible

Internet / Meta

Today, I was idly thinking about the kind of thing I used to spend ages doing: designing loads of different websites, rather than just Dirty Feed. Among them were stuff like Ganymede & Titan, Gypsy Creams, and Noise to Signal, all at one point using the CMS Drupal.

None of those sites still use Drupal, however. The spectre of those sites breaking whenever I tried to update the backend still haunts me to this day. The incompatibility and general unpleasantness was absolutely rife. In the end, Ganymede & Titan and Gypsy Creams were converted to WordPress, and as Noise to Signal was changing from an ongoing site to an archive, I just made it all static HTML pages. Has Drupal improved its upgrade path since then? I haven’t the foggiest. I was burnt multiple times, and was warned off it for good.

Anyway, in an odd bit of coincidence1, today I also spotted designer Greg Storey posting about his current CMS woes:

“In fourteen days the CMS I use to run this site, Forestry, will be shut down for good and until I migrate to another system this site will be frozen in time. Don’t stop the presses here, the world will continue to rotate but this situation sucks. It’s like when a commercial or government entity makes a mistake that you have to now find time to fix. While software as a service makes a lot of sense, someone else’s problems are now my own. And I have to be honest, I’m not thrilled by my options because they either tie me to the same situation or they require time and money to fix.”

This must be especially annoying, as Greg’s site was only rebuilt and relaunched in 2019. In less than four years, the site has gone from relaunched, to stuck in stasis.

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Ever since I launched Dirty Feed in 2010, it has used self-hosted WordPress. No Drupal, no Movable Type, and certainly none of the more modern or interesting solutions. Do I love it?

Not really. I like designing my own themes from scratch, but this is now really quite complicated, and has only got worse over the years.2 And it’s not the only thing which is complicated: the whole thing is clearly over-powered for what I need here. I only use a fraction of the features WordPress offers. Of course, everybody needs a different fraction of those features, and that’s where the problem always starts. We’ll find a proper solution to that one in the year 2942.

But WordPress has done two things for me. Firstly, it’s remained remarkably free of upgrade woes; there were a couple of wrinkles with comments and videos a few years back, but nothing like the bad old days of Drupal, and certainly nothing which has stopped me making new posts on here And secondly, it’s got the fuck out of my way, and let me concentrate on the thing I want to do most these days: writing.

Monocultures are bad, and everybody using WordPress would be a terrible thing. I fully admit that I’ve taken the easy way out. But sometimes, you have to pick your battles. My experience with Drupal taught me one thing: I needed software which wouldn’t keep kicking me in the balls.

WordPress isn’t cool. For most needs, it’s bloated. There are far more elegant solutions out there. But upgrades aren’t a hassle, and it ain’t going anywhere.

Sometimes, if all you want to do is write, those are the only things which really matter.


  1. I do realise that this is the kind of coincidence which makes it look like I’m just trying to write a blog post which flows smoothly, but I swear it’s true. 

  2. Partly because the web has got more complicated, of course, but it’s not just that. 

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The Unexamined Sitcom Is Not Worth Watching

TV Comedy

Sometimes, a sitcom mystery you’ve wondered about for years suddenly gets resolved. And for Dirty Feed, this one is the motherlode. After all, with the pilot episode of Fawlty Towers, you’re talking about something as close as you can get to a sacred text around here.

Strap yourself in. This is a good one. Let’s start from the beginning.

One of the most important things to understand production-wise about the pilot of Fawlty Towers – usually known these days as “A Touch of Class” – is that it really was a genuine pilot, made eight months before the rest of the series. The majority of the studio scenes in the episode were shot in front of an audience on the 23rd December 1974, for eventual broadcast on BBC2 on the 19th September 1975. In comparison, the rest of Series 1 was shot in August/September 1975, less than two months before transmission.

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I Asked ChatGPT To Write Dirty Feed, the Results Will Not Amaze You

Computing / Internet / Meta

It’s odd how quickly some cliches can be formed. For instance, that thing where journalists report on AI, by using an opening few paragraphs written by AI. I’m not saying it’s a terrible approach per se. But after seeing it a few times, I most certainly don’t need to see it any more.

So I’m deliberately not doing that here. But I did think it might be vaguely amusing to see what ChatGPT would make of the prompt: “Write an article suitable for dirtyfeed.org.” If you don’t think this would be amusing, then please click away now.

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