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Searching for reviews of Follow That Bird I was sidetracked into the Amazon listing for Kermit's Swamp Years. I've never heard of this film but, for the most part, the reviews were good.

Then there was this:

Absolutely Disturbing, March 14, 2006

Reviewer: Janice Smith - See all my reviews

I bought this for my son who still lives with me. This is completely disturbing even to my son who is thirty. We watched it together and he cried his eyes out during the whole disection scene. He was absolutely tramatized by it. He could not sleep for the next 2 weeks. There is also some disgusting nudity in which the frog moons the camera and now my son knows how to do that, and frequently does it to me. Overall, do not buy this movie as it is depressing and disgusting.

It's just...I mean...I don't even know where to begin making fun of this woman. Do you?

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To be honest I'm not sure how serious she's being.

By Geoff
August 21, 2006 @ 12:50 pm

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>To be honest I'm not sure how serious she's being.

I wasn't quite sure myself...but reading the other reviews seals the deal. At least she was slightly more subtle with the Kermit's Swamp Years one...god bless Amazon.

By Philip J Reed, VSc
August 21, 2006 @ 12:58 pm

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This was the phrase which started me giggling: "There is also some disgusting nudity in which the frog moons the camera and now my son knows how to do that, and frequently does it to me."

By Tanya Jones
August 21, 2006 @ 2:51 pm

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I saw this guy's review for The Pink Panther Strikes Again, then clicked to see all his reviews, and wanted to share them with you...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3J2FKBWL0XJFA/ref=cm_cr_auth/102-1486303-7684120?ie=UTF8

By Chris
September 13, 2006 @ 12:02 am

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The Pink Panther Strikes Again DVD ~ Blake Edwards

1 of 18 people found the following review helpful:
Some sinfully gay elements sink this film , June 13, 2006
Romans 1:21-27 in the Bible show that to be a homosexual or lesbian is sinful and unnatural. The scenes in this film at the gay night club are unnecessary. This was a hilarious film without these tasteless elements. Remember how sinfully bad it is to be gay in real life.

Fawlty Towers - The Complete Collection DVD ~ John Howard Davies

2 of 31 people found the following review helpful:
The problem with this series is as with Python, June 13, 2006
that the dedicated fans of this show presume everybody who sees the show loves it. That is far from the case. Many people can watch Python or FT and easily nopt enjoy it. I for one see little humor in this series. Remember FT/python fans you don't speak for everyone when you write how you admire these tv works.

By Chris
September 13, 2006 @ 12:06 am

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Sorry guys, will stop after this one. By the way he has 13 pages of these things. And hardly any of his reviews are of comedies.

The Pink Panther DVD ~ Blake Edwards

1 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
Where was this movie made?, October 10, 2005
It's set in Italy but wasn't it pretty obviously really made in Hollywood? Later the 70's Panther films were, I believe, really filmed in Europe. So location-wise the later films were a little superior. I agree Claudia Cardinale is fabulous looking as the Princess. As for Capucine ok looking and I read she was actually French but I thought she was a lesbian not bisexual, as stated on this board, and that is biblically sinful (so is bi-sexual).

By Chris
September 13, 2006 @ 12:11 am

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I don't want to offend anyone but (don't you just love it when people start off sentences like that, 'Don't take this the wrong way' or 'No offense but...' it's as though you're saying 'Look, I'm gonna say something that'll piss you off, but I don't want you to fall out with me over it.') isn't it time the whole 'homosexuality is a sin' thing was discounted from Bible canon? I mean, it's VERY Christian of someone, isn't it, to condemn someone for living their life...

By performingmonkey
September 13, 2006 @ 5:16 pm

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